Flopping about like a flipper-less penguin.
08/07/2011
I am the deity of awkwardness and over-thinking. Pray to me in cringing moments of “everyone knows the secret unwritten social rules but me.” My answer to your prayers will be nothing, because prayer doesn’t work you idiot. However, you believe my answer to your prayers will be to downsize your over-thinking to just thinking. To guide you on the path of not giving a fuck, because I honestly don’t.
People seem brilliant when I barely know them, I get giddy with how brilliant they are. Knowing people gets messy, brilliance is dulled by familiarity and revelations of all the flaws we hold. What to do, what to do, when you think someone’s awesome but that’s the few hours you knew them.
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14/07/2011 at 15:05
It sounds like we’d totally hit it off. ;>
Also relevant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parataxic_distortion
15/08/2011 at 20:51
oh god, so it has a name, Parataxic distortion D:
haha, do awkward people just naturally find awkward people